Laugh Out Loud - funny !

الناقل : elmasry | الكاتب الأصلى : عندما تبكي الورود | المصدر : forum.al-wlid.com

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

Everytime I see your face
I wish I were in outer space

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

Have mercy on those on earth & the one above the heavans will have mercy on you